Hahahah I love my sister!!
Shes 18 and watching Forrest Gump for the first time, anyways she misses a part of it and asks what happened. So I tell her they are at a gathering of the Black Panthers, I ask if she knows what that is and she goes “Yea, its a band”. Oh this is so sad.. I’v failed as an older sister..
I need someone
To blast the music and dance around like an idiot. Don’t talk, don’t think, just shut up and dance, breathe. Just to be okay.
Its just like nothing ever changes. We have the same arguments, give the same promises, and watch over and over as the promises get broken. Sometimes I’m just not sure how worth it all of this really is..
just a friendly reminder that there are 15 and 16 year old Olympians and we’re all here in our rooms running our blogs at least we’re running
life-from-death: All I want is a cute boy, a bottle of whisky, a big bed, and a good movie.
It’s easier to be alone. Because what if you learn that you need love, and then...– Merideth Grey (Grey’s Anatomy)
cosmo tip: upon swallowing your lovers semen inform them of how delicious the thousands of souls of unborn children are
There is a special place in Hell for the people...
Things I Say While Driving
Me: Fuck you, oh. Fuck. You.
Me: What the fuck are you doing. What. The fuck. Are you doing.
Me: NICE BLINKER ASSHOLE.
Me: Good luck in the slow lane there, bud.
Me: Why the FUCK are we not even going to speed limit. Why.
Me: If I miss that green light because of you...
Me: You're gonna cut me off? You better hope you have a damn good accelerator, bitch.
Me: I AM GOING TEN MILES PER HOUR OVER THE SPEED LIMIT WHAT MORE DO YOU WANT
Me: Shit is that a cop? No.
Me: Shit THAT is a cop.
Me: Nope, roof rack.
liquidmeth: Best love story ever, 9 minutes.